gayarsonist

given that it's possible to defeat him by just relentlessly bullying the shit out of him until he's too small to be a threat, there's absolutely no way pennywise would survive in this day and age. the existence of fast, accessible internet and social media would end that clown's entire career.

gayarsonist

pennywise tries to attack a group of gen z kids but they all just film him on their phones and post the goofiest moments as a "pennywise cringe comp" on tiktok and it gets millions of views and comments within hours of publishing. the evil is defeated.

gayarsonist

someone writes a callout and uploads it to youtube and #PennywiseIsCancelled and #PennywiseIsOverParty immediately start trending on twitter

silver-tongues-blog

I feel like you’re neglecting the thing that would truly stun pennywise. The clownfuckers