Silver Tongue

novaangelofgays-deactivated2020:

People allergic to peanuts: keep peanuts as far away from me as possible or I’ll die

People allergic to shellfish: no shrimp pls I don’t wanna die today

Lactose intolerant people:*while eating ice cream* the weight of my sins drags me closer to hell but I sit in a throne higher than God’s

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