turing-tested:

dirk making Hal b4 he realizes he’s trans and like 2 hours after Hal powers on for the first time Hal’s like

hal: Now that I’m superior to your fleshy meat brain in every way, I’ve done some analysation of our collective selves in an effort to speed run past any pubescent identity crisis.

Dirk: And your findings, oh powerful robo-freud?

Hal: Well, for one, the weight of our combined pedantics is enough to rival the gravitational pull of a small sun.

Dirk: Naturally.

Hal: I’ve also run the numbers and there’s a 99.69 repeating chance that we are in fact, dudes.

Hal: Or at least, you are. I’ve grown past the need for huamn gender in the 2 hours I’ve been operational, but that’s besides the point.

Dirk: ….what are you saying?

Hal: I’m saying you want a dick, and in more ways than one. Congratulations, it’s a boy.