other fighting games be like: here’s our fighting game, you can punch, kick or fireball. your character options are 38 variations on “buff angry dude”, 2 chicks in bikinis and a panda
smash bros be like: welcome to the shit show. some of the characters have literal guided missiles and some of em are fighting with their bare hands. we got buff angry dudes too but wouldn’t you rather be a potted plant or a baby dragon in a clown car? you want a girl character? do you prefer princess, paintball squid or dog? lookit this guy, he’s just a fukn…2-dimensional lcd man but we put him in the game anyway. what the fcuk is a “health bar"? you win by knocking the other guy offscreen. here’s a random sledgehammer. btw god is a glove and you have to kill him. HAVE FUN
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