roswell-newton-vargas:

roswell-newton-vargas:

I hate hanging out with straight guys. My shoulder’s all fuckin’ bruised because they gotta punch me on the arm like a jock instead of kissing me like a man. It’s insufferable.

I get it, bro, the rituals are intricate, but you’ve punched me like twenty times. Just hold my hand.

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