| That’s…. not how that works
This woman deserves an oscar
same energy
Transcript:
Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.
Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?
Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.
Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?
Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.
Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.
Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.
Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?
I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears.
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