HE ATE MY….
So, in a previous session, we had a warlock, a cleric, a bard, and a half orc barbarian. The Bard and the warlock consider each other sisters, despite no relation. Just for the heck of it, the barbarian catches the warlocks pet cat out of a flying leap, and eats it in front of the group. Then, later the Barbarian fails to arrive to our second session, and the Bard brings up a conversation about stealing his gold.
DM(Me): He’s not here to defend himself, so I can’t really allow it.
Bard: HE ATE MY SISTERS PUSSY!
Cleric: So has half the nobility, Honey.
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