So, in a previous session, we had a warlock, a cleric, a bard, and a half orc barbarian.  The Bard and the warlock consider each other sisters, despite no relation.  Just for the heck of it, the barbarian catches the warlocks pet cat out of a flying leap, and eats it in front of the group.    Then, later the Barbarian fails to arrive to our second session, and the Bard brings up a conversation about stealing his gold.

DM(Me): He’s not here to defend himself, so I can’t really allow it.

Bard:  HE ATE MY SISTERS PUSSY!

Cleric: So has half the nobility, Honey.