Silver Tongue

goblin-brew:

Goblin headcanons:

  • Goblins dont really hoard because of any perceived value, they just like small shiny things, smaller and shinier the better
  • Big pointed floppy ears are to be treasured
  • I mean, what even are shoes anyway?
  • Easily distracted, but hard workers at their current hyperfixation
  • Spicey food and hot drinks weed out the weak
  • Wearing the same clothes as yesterday because they’re still just as good so why bother?

today i learn that i am goblin

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