Goblin headcanons:
- Goblins dont really hoard because of any perceived value, they just like small shiny things, smaller and shinier the better
- Big pointed floppy ears are to be treasured
- I mean, what even are shoes anyway?
- Easily distracted, but hard workers at their current hyperfixation
- Spicey food and hot drinks weed out the weak
- Wearing the same clothes as yesterday because they're still just as good so why bother?
today i learn that i am goblin