All you guys talking about “zodiac signs.” Fuck you. I was never even born. I was created in a lab.
IM SORRY WHA-
HE’S I M M O R T A L ????
his whole “ultimate lifeform” deal is less “ultimate power” and more “he can’t die of old age or disease because he was made as a prototype to cure a man’s dying granddaughter”
And in a what-if future in the comics, he just sort of waits Sonic out.
Every once in a while I’m like “Why would you make the ultimate lifeform a black and red hedgehog though?” Then I realized, if I were a scientist making a 100% immortal being I’d definitely bring life to my edgy fursona.
test tube baby or no, shadow’s still a gemini
Bitches piss on Dr. Eggman’s wife and be like Can’t help being a Gemini!
“ Every once in a while I’m like “Why would you make the ultimate lifeform a black and red hedgehog though?” Then I realized, if I were a scientist making a 100% immortal being I’d definitely bring life to my edgy fursona. “
actually shadow is a black and red hedgehog because he’s part alien called the black arms that looks like this (and he’s a hedgehog because its a cartoon video game for children and children like the silly animal people)
you would know this if you truly appreciated shadow the hedgehog for nintendo gamecube
this is a picture of shadow the hedgehog’s dad
Okay but realtalk. You are literally the eleventh person who corrected me. Eleventh. Most reached out to me on anon. Two were friends on Discord.
Guys. I fucking know why Shadow is black and red. I played the game. Twenty plus times. Then beat the true ending. I am aware.
Saying “I’d definitely bring my edgy fursona to life” is funnier than “I’d definitely make him half alien with some dna from these guys on a black comet.”
Don’t talk to me like I don’t appreciate Shadow dammit he’s my favorite I was making a JOKE and I know you are too but ELEVEN FUCKING TIMES GODDAMMIT