So this happened.

I was texting my friend about creating their D&D Character. Their only experience with it was with Hero Forge, and they had leaned about the concept of the Rabbitfolk. I was still unfamiliar with it, however.

Me: Ok, what race do you want to play? There’s a ton of ‘em.

Friend: Rabbitfolk! Bright yellow!

Me: That was way too fast of an answer but ok. Class?

Friend: Can I be a Rouge?

Me: Sure-

Friend: But I want proficiency in mechanics instead of thieves tools

Me: You’ve put a lot of thought into this…. What’s your character’s name?

Friend: Malhare

Me: ok. Hold up…..

Me, just realizing the joke: FUCK.