*during a battle*

Half-Elf Bard: We should come up with a way to defeat the golem. Can I seduce it? It is the way of my people - musicians.

Human Monk: Hey, stony boy. *strokes his bagpipes*

Half-Elf Bard: *bats his hand* That’s my job.

Human Monk: *strokes Bard’s bagpipes*

Half-Elf Bard: Creep. Leave my precious bagpipes alone.

Tiefling Sorcerer: *winces at fire damage and that conversation*