the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days
like I’m barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I’ve seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don’t stand a chance they’re just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.
Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called “sucker” because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said “ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself”
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