*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*
*gently places another small mushroom in your hand*
Little brown mushrooms are unidentifiable, worthless crap. If you’re going to hand me small mushrooms, make sure they’re some color other than brown.
(I have opinions about things)
the fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us
op didn’t even say brown
i think the mushroom trader might be colour blind