wombuttress:

pflugerville-deactivated2017122:

The main reason y'all are single is because you keep inventing arcane categories of girlfriends somebody’s always logging in and making a post like “where’s my protestant emo gf who loves dove-hunting and manual labor!!” like either move to Minnesota and find her or take it down a notch

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Will you can’t just leave something like that in the tags

Reblogged 1 year ago from robustquestioner (Originally from pflugerville-deactivated2017122)
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