broke: the line for the women’s restroom is longer because women take a long time in the bathroom
woke: the line for the men’s restroom is shorter because it has, on average, twice as many places to pee
bespoke: the men’s restroom line is short bc it is a known fact that cishet dudes don’t wash their fucking hands.
and they pee on the floor
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