mindfulwrath

broke: the line for the women’s restroom is longer because women take a long time in the bathroom

woke: the line for the men’s restroom is shorter because it has, on average, twice as many places to pee

viridianchance

bespoke: the men’s restroom line is short bc it is a known fact that cishet dudes don’t wash their fucking hands.

doomsneigh

and they pee on the floor