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my favorite thing about homestuck is how none of the characters sound like they’re from the same story

ah yes, the four main characters of homestuck:

• nerdy gamer boy obsessed with nic cage movies who gains reality-altering powers that turn him into something beyond a god
• edgy all-knowing lesbian with a vampire girlfriend who tampers with dark magic and struggles with a drinking problem
• irony enthusiast and webcomic creator coolkid who has to come to terms with the fact that he was abused and that he may not be straight
• all-powerful furry with abandonment issues who had to confront her own stuffed corpse every day for thirteen years who eventually ends up alone in the space between universes

Ok, it is because of posts like this that I existed on this hellsite for 4-5 years without knowing that Homestuck was an actual fandom and not just something that tumblr made up.

dont forget the alpha kids

1) An entitled rich girl who is heavily eating the boot of late stage capitalism
2) a wizard enthusiest who loves cats and is an alcoholic
3) a gay programmer who is also a bronie and has cripplingly low self esteem
4) an oblivious feral child with a fetish for blue girls and guns who at any given time only understands about 20% of whats going on