Silver Tongue

marloweseyeball:

squided:

amanda-fior:

randomslasher:

bethanyactually:

*googles ‘how to nominate reporter for Peabody Award’* x

I literally just got dehydrated from all the salt in that one paragraph

I want to know who the 3 presidents are that are ranked lower than Trump

1. Nixon (asshole)

2. Reagan (super asshole)

3. Zachary Taylor (died after one and a half years of presidency like a bitch)

Trump is ranked lower than William Henry Harrison, who died after just 31 days in office. He ranked lower than a man whose presidential legacy is that his inauguration speech was so damn long he gave himself pneumonia because of it and…died.

I mean, damn.

Reblogged 3 years ago from demilypyro (Originally from bethanyactually)
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