I literally just got dehydrated from all the salt in that one paragraph

I want to know who the 3 presidents are that are ranked lower than Trump

1. Nixon (asshole)

2. Reagan (super asshole)

3. Zachary Taylor (died after one and a half years of presidency like a bitch)

Trump is ranked lower than William Henry Harrison, who died after just 31 days in office. He ranked lower than a man whose presidential legacy is that his inauguration speech was so damn long he gave himself pneumonia because of it and…died.

I mean, damn.