why does EVERY villain au make whoever theyre edgifying into some snappy dresser. the villains have BAD FASHION! theyre UGLY! 

we’ve got the crusty motherfuckers, coming in two flavors: “rolled out of bed and only had time to put on shoes and hands” and “homeless but still dedicated to being goth, bad at being goth.” prioritizing Ugly Belt and Handcloak over having pants that fit and socks. just. any socks please. 

after school special feat. crimes! mustard gets some credit for at least bothering to go to a costume shop and getting a $2 mask but theyre just in their fucking school uniforms

these arent villains these are cosplayers from really obscure sources who take it very personally that no one knows who they are

overhaul used his quirk on his eyes thats the only reason he could possibly think that green and that purple go together. also BUY CLOTHES that FIT YOU!!! where are your SOCKS!!!!!! plain white fucking keds what the hell is going ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!

theres a difference between sticking to an aesthetic and looking like amusement park rejects and guess where these chucklefucks land

welcome to the shame corner for complete disgraces

tacky. next.

im not even gonna TOUCH this

now see this? THIS is class! simple! clean! professional! got a striped tie to add a little personality! THIS is a man who’s concerned with his image as much as he is his crimes! 

in conclusion kurogiri is the ONLY well dressed villain bar none. open your eyes. theyre ugly.