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rizaoftheowls

Yes. Can I identify the snail? Because I will find the snail, pick it up with tongs and gloves, put it in a box, get on a boat, and drop it into the Pacific Ocean. It may not die, but if it gets back to me from there, it sure as hell deserves its reward.

alistairapologist

the text says the snail’s goal is to find you, not touch/kill you. can you just, like. put the snail in a nice terrarium and enjoy life with an immortal pet snail and $10 million?

awaiting-my-escape

Put the snail in a hamster ball

wecanthavethat

Snorn snenemies to snriends (snail sworn enemies to snail friends).

deathcomes4u

Nice to see people still take old Rooster Teeth content and try to repackage it in places they think people don’t watch Rooster Teeth lol.