draconian-rex

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

senpatriarch

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

polararts

Yeah, okay.

robotlyra

I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013

This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone

Lord Licorice though…

Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.

catbountry

WHAT

sandwichprotector

HELLO?????????????

sweetpotatertotowo

IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS

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furbearingbrick

reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once