why-is-it-always-autumn:

One thing I love about Lucretia Adventurezone is that she gives off this air of gravitas, she looks super put together, and then you actually pay attention to her track record and it’s like:

  • All my friends told me this plan was dumb and wouldn’t work but I’m gonna try it anyway
  • Tries to take notes during a bar fight
  • This organization will only last until we’ve found all the Relics, which is why the bracers are impossible to remove
  • Gives one of said irremovable bracers to a growing child.  Also offers said child a job.
  • Tells everyone there are seven Grand Relics and they don’t have any of them yet, even though she’s literally carrying one of them and she could easily make people think there were only six
  • Running a secret moon organization, shares secret information with only a select few, some of those few are Garfield the Deals Warlock and whoever runs the Chug’n’Squeeze
  • Decides that the best way to hide her secret base is to disguise it as a fake moon.  Decides that the best method of transport is oversized cannon.

She’s a human disaster and I love her.

shes high int low wis

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