insane-tomato

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

technicallyoneofakind

Not Halloween but, okay. 

insane-tomato

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason