Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One of them sees a tree in the distance that’s draped in bacon. “It’s a bacon tree! We’re saved!” he says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
I let out a single loud ha
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