the-secret-historian

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

wordmage-girl

Bro I empathize with that gay shit but the antisemitism is waaaaaay off

theghostofsomethingorother

bro i love the concept of eldritch horrorterrors but could you possibly name your cat almost anything else?