party leader: this entire dungeon is booby trapped, so whatever you do, don’t. touch. ANYTHING. got it?
me literally 5 minutes later: *wanders over to an interesting looking magical spellbook displayed in an alcove and picks it up to read it* *the floor immediately starts to shake and chunks of stone begin to rain from the ceiling*
everyone else in the party: what the hell, man?!?!??
party leader: *facepalming* what did i literally JUST say???
me: i forgot, alright? i’m sorry, geez
party leader: *whispering* we have to sneak past the guards, so we’re gonna have to be quiet
me: *in a normal voice bc i can’t whisper* got it
party leader: shh!
me: *raising my voice indignantly* i AM being quiet!
party leader:
me: *is suddenly struck with the urge to laugh for no reason as we sneak silently past the guards*
me:
me:
everyone else in the party:
me, dropping my throwing knives onto the growing pile of weapons at our feet: okay, that’s all of them
guard frisking me: and what about this? *pulls a dagger out of my boot*
me: oh neat, i was wondering where that had gotten to! i thought i’d lost it :)
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.