generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

honestly i’d be absolutely useless on a quest

party leader: this entire dungeon is booby trapped, so whatever you do, don’t. touch. ANYTHING. got it?

me literally 5 minutes later: *wanders over to an interesting looking magical spellbook displayed in an alcove and picks it up to read it* *the floor immediately starts to shake and chunks of stone begin to rain from the ceiling*

everyone else in the party: what the hell, man?!?!??

party leader: *facepalming* what did i literally JUST say???

me: i forgot, alright? i’m sorry, geez

party leader: *whispering* we have to sneak past the guards, so we’re gonna have to be quiet

me: *in a normal voice bc i can’t whisper* got it

party leader: shh!

me: *raising my voice indignantly* i AM being quiet!

party leader:

me: *is suddenly struck with the urge to laugh for no reason as we sneak silently past the guards*

me:

me:

everyone else in the party:

me, dropping my throwing knives onto the growing pile of weapons at our feet: okay, that’s all of them

guard frisking me: and what about this? *pulls a dagger out of my boot*

me: oh neat, i was wondering where that had gotten to! i thought i’d lost it :)