glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Human: “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to tell an actual joke. Remind me.”

Robot: “I am already very funny.”

Human: “Yeah, but… not because you’re good at telling jokes. You’re accidentally funny as a result of your whole… thing. The voice. The deadpan delivery. It’s funny, but it’s not a joke you’re telling.”

Robot: “I do not need to tell jokes. I can always make people laugh when I want them to.”

Human: “That isn’t going to work forever! Eventually it’ll stop being funny when you say chimi—“

Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”

Human: “God. Ahahaha. Fuck. Okay, yeah, that’s always going to be hilarious. Still, I think you sh—“

Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”

Human: “Stop! I’m—hic!—I’m going to—hic!—I cant breathe! Why do you say it like that?!”

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