Silver Tongue
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“All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source...

x-cetra:

gay-jesus-probably:

zohbugg:

i-want-cheese:

saturdaynightlycanthrope:

celticpyro:

did-you-kno:

All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2

Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.

Gram-gram knew how to party

dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.

All Hail Grandmother Cerulean Orbs

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