straightfacedstrangeness:

Concept for a porno:

Woman reclining seductively on a bed. The door swings open. The Grim Reaper walks in.

Woman gives the Reaper a husky look. “So,” she drawls. “Death has finally come for me.”

“Not yet,” replies the Reaper, and strips off its robe

the title of this porno would be called “boned”

Reblogged 1 year ago from unclecucky (Originally from straightfacedstrangeness)
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