rosexknight:

Writing prompt idea:

Remember all those times you jokingly said that you’d give your soul for something and then later it just kinda happened? Well now you’re dead and turns out a lot of demons claim that you gave them your soul…

luckily when you were alive you were an attorney in divorce court. Youre an expert at at manipulating who gets custody of what. and while it may be hard to outsmart one demon with your own demonic lawyer skills, its significantly easier to outsmart dozens with your dozenfold demonic lawyer skills. between all the dipositions, delays, discovery and custody hearings for each and every demon, a millenia have passed. by now most demons dont even remember that your a mortal. eventually they give up and you retain your soul along with all the powers you sold it for. after all you are a lawyer. and nobody makes a better demon than a lawyer.