Silver Tongue

zennistrad:

nudityandnerdery:

cipheramnesia:

brunhiddensmusings:

grettir-dun:

thedurvin:

thedurvin:

thepleasuregoblin:

“No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!”
hits you with a rock

Do robots count as mortal? If not you could also use a car

Wait…very few weapons are forged by hand these days. Just use a damn gun

#or one of those-mall swords

“No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me”

“This is a 30 dollar wallhanger from the flea market, it’s about as far from forged by hand as it gets” 

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People, please remember to download patches and updates for your prophecies and curses. This is what happens when you don’t.

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I never thought I’d see a completely unironic Buffy the Vampire Slayer .gif in the Year of Our Lord 2019.

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