thepleasuregoblin

“No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!”
hits you with a rock

thedurvin

Do robots count as mortal? If not you could also use a car

thedurvin

Wait…very few weapons are forged by hand these days. Just use a damn gun

grettir-dun

#or one of those-mall swords

“No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me”

“This is a 30 dollar wallhanger from the flea market, it’s about as far from forged by hand as it gets” 

brunhiddensmusings

cipheramnesia

People, please remember to download patches and updates for your prophecies and curses. This is what happens when you don’t.

nudityandnerdery

zennistrad

I never thought I’d see a completely unironic Buffy the Vampire Slayer .gif in the Year of Our Lord 2019.