did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness
#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'
rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell
they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars
Okay now hold up. The fairy godmother used magic to make sure nobody would be able to recognize Cinderella. If you wanna blast someone for facial blindness, then roast prince eric who couldnt remember the vibrant red hair of ariel.