Nerd Character: [sentence with 11th-grade levels of vocabulary and one scientific term]
“Normal Person” Character: In English, please.
“Normal Person” Character: yo, let me tell you about this guy Beowulf–
Nerd Character: In Old English, please.
“Normal Person” Character: Hwæt! Wé Gárdena in géardagum þéodcyninga þrym gefrúnon