Silver Tongue

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My mother asked me how long ago we carved this pumpkin and I suddenly realized that we’ve had this horrible nasty old shriveled up mummified jack-o-lantern hanging off the side of our house for at LEAST five years and now we’re emotionally attached to it.

Found a picture of him as a young man:

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Nothing… he did this to himself. We tried to preserve other pumpkins by using bleach or salting them and they all just rotted away into mush.

But this guy? This guy mummified himself voluntarily and never smelled bad or attracted animals. Here he is middle-aged:

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God I love him. I hope he blesses our house with longevity.