Consider Green and Red ending up in a random car chase scene with Team Rainbow Rocket or something only for Green to reveal that he actually has no idea how to drive but neither does Red because he spent so much time on freaking Mount Silver but Green tries to drive anyway and it’s literally awful and they both almost die so Green and Red switch seats and see if it’s any better but RED DRIVES EVEN WORSE AND ALMOST KILLS THEM BOTH TWICE AS MUCH and meanwhile Deja Vu is playing in the background as they’re BOTH SCREAMING and obliterating everything in their path and it is the most comically destructive thing anyone has ever seen
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at the end they realize somehow mew got in the back seat and they start freaking out causing them to almost die a fourth time