brunhiddensmusings:

zachsanomaiy:

spiroandthelacktones:

magpiecake:

brunhiddensmusings:

zachsanomaiy:

why do so many people not realize that everyone on earth has at least two grandmas 

“visiting your grandma? but i thought she passed away-“ 

“no my other grandma" 

“oh did your grandpa remarry? or was she gay?“ 

like do you or do you not understand the concept of a family tree

swedish has a solution to this

mor= mother
far= father

thus mormor= my mothers mother, and farmor= my fathers mother

similarly morfar= my mothers father and farfar= my fathers father

Swedish is the only valid language

Because I’m adopted and my adopted parents got divorced and both remarried I actually have twelve grandparents

youve become too powerful

summon the grandma horde

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