that-weirdo-nextdoor:

colonelshootingstar:

What if Aliens think Humans look like pets?

Human: *is minding his own business, filing reports and reading documents at his desk*

Alien: Look at him, doin’ a work. What a good boy. Precious hooman. We don’t deserve them.

Human: You do realize your damn translator is on, right? I can hear and understand exactly what you’re saying. We may be “cute” to your species, but don’t patronize me. I let it slide for god knows how long-

Alien: *runs their “fingers” through his hair, messing up the carefully combed over “floof”* soft hooman, a n g e r y boy

Human: I dropped out of college and went through Martian boot camp for this.

This is just too funny not to reblog.

to be fair i would be floored to ditch earth to live a pampered life as a pet for an alien. free home? free food? space? sign me up