Silver Tongue

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

tesla being like “look at our unbreakable car windows” and hurling a steel ball into them only for the windows to IMMEDIATELY break is one of the funniest things i think i’ve seen in 2019 

one time i was smoking with my sister and she wanted to show me that she and her wife had a bong that was designed to be, like, a spillproof bong? to she grabbed the bong off the table and said to me “look at this,” with absolutely no explanation or preamble

and naturally it turned out to be the wrong bong, so from my perspective my sister just says “look at this!” out of nowhere and then stares me in the eye while dumping bong water all over the floor

and like on an emotional level it’s more or less the same experience

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