Silver Tongue

amperilysm:

pavelow:

pavelow:

pavelow:

The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground