egberts

mountain dew doesn’t feel like a soda you can order at a restaurant. you can’t sit down at a restaurant, ask for a mountain dew, and then sip it out of a glass cup. it’s like you either have to get it at taco bell or you have to get a 2 liter of it and drink it right from the bottle. there are no other options for mountain dew. 

transpunkspacejunk

my bf orders mtn dew at restaurants and the whole time wr eating the atmosphere around him shimmers cause hes fuckin with the liminal veil

jello-fello

me, tipping my glass so the waiter can pour Mountain Dew that’s been chilled to specifically 42 degrees: I’m going to enter the void now, but first, a toast

garecc

Once at a party they didn’t have mountain dew so did y'all know if you do 2 parts sprite and one part fanta you get Bastard Mountain Dew? Because now you do