dirkscourses

why do people write “bad at communicating” as jake’s main trait like dirk didn’t literally create a robot to talk to his friends for him

zyzix

It’s more like he created a program to talk to himself and it goes and talks to his friends for him anyway, but., still

dirkscourses

lil hal is an autoresponder, built to imitate dirk to his friends when dirk is predisposed. dirk argues with him because he’s dirk and he’d start a fist fight with a mirror if he accidentally sneered into one

brynhild

silver-tongues-blog

honestly the only one who has any communication skills whatsoever is roxy