East coast people pass Midwest people in a store and the Midwest people will strike up a conversation and the east coast people will get all creeped out cuz of how the weird strangers are trying to ask them questions when they’re just minding their own business
I’m east coast people
Im midwest people
Hows that local weather been treating you, huh? Hoo boy, ive sure been experiencing local circumstances
*crouches to a defensive stance in the middle of fucking costco*
This is southeast coaster erasure. We will be trapped in conversation until one of us dies.
Midwesterner: Mornin neighbor
East coaster, immediately regressing into a Nathaniel Hawthorne character: Father warned me there were devils outside the Township
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