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Consider: A fantasy series where the court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an IT guy.

Court Wizard, fixing the Queen’s magic mirror: has’t thee attempted cleansing and reapplying the runes anew?

Court Wizard sees like 17 hexes in the magic mirror and finds out the Flamebarrier blessing was turned off.

Court Wizard finally fixes the magic mirror and sees a reflection of the Queen reciting: Show me beautiful forest nymphs. Show me where to find beautiful forest nymphs. Show me local witches willing to summon beautiful forest nymphs to my kingdom. Show me beautiful witches. Show m

“your excelency, thou must install temptation shield so thine mirror will stop gaining hexes”

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