teaboot

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

teaboot

Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads

heckacentipede

“But I raised you!” Ya and the only version of me that you know is the one I carefully crafted so that you wouldn’t ask me questions because it became obvious early on you couldn’t handle the honest answers