2020 will be the year of telling people that your name is short for something ridiculous
For example I’ll be telling people that maddy is short for mad max: fury road. my friend dexter has to start telling people that it’s short for dexterous. If your name is AJ you have to tell people that your full name is animal jam. if your name is Jack you had better say that it’s short for canis adustus, the African side-striped ‘jack'al. The name meg is short for mega man or megalomaniac
Dot is short for ellipsis
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My name is Cait, it’s short for the Center for Advanced Infrastructure and Transportation.
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