*trying to open the locked box*
Justin: Can he use a dexterity check?
Griffin: *bewildered and incredulous* To get- Okay. Yes. Use a dexterity check.
Travis: I rolled a…6
Griffin: Okay, with your dexterity check you throw the box into the air and try to dodge it as it falls. And with a six you FAIL.
Travis: Okay, let me try a strength check.
Griffin: Okay.
Travis: that’s a…15.
Griffin: Okay, you lift that box up and you lift it really high and you lifted it really fast with your super super big muscles.
Travis: Okay let me try constitution.
Griffin: Okay!
Travis: …18
Griffin: Okay, you and the box both drink POISON! And you survive but the box has died.
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