*trying to open the locked box*
Justin: Can he use a dexterity check?
Griffin: *bewildered and incredulous* To get- Okay. Yes. Use a dexterity check.
Travis: I rolled a…6
Griffin: Okay, with your dexterity check you throw the box into the air and try to dodge it as it falls. And with a six you FAIL.
Travis: Okay, let me try a strength check.
Griffin: Okay.
Travis: that’s a…15.
Griffin: Okay, you lift that box up and you lift it really high and you lifted it really fast with your super super big muscles.
Travis: Okay let me try constitution.
Griffin: Okay!
Travis: …18
Griffin: Okay, you and the box both drink POISON! And you survive but the box has died.
shameteresting reblogged this from gaytwelfthnight stickerland reblogged this from deliverusfromsburb
honeybee-frog liked this 
coralzombiekoala liked this this-is-your-last-dance liked this
alfred-pennycuck liked this 
justoraz liked this archivekeeperwidget liked this
atrustworthyfellow liked this orient--east liked this
itsablindowl liked this firstsight-afterlife liked this
dearhearts-gentlepeople liked this
silly-taffy liked this
iggyfarts liked this 
petitrequin liked this beholdmynewbooty liked this
lavasplashin reblogged this from lavasplashin
voidfishersong liked this
silver-feather reblogged this from sergle
plastic-grocery-bag liked this
reelicanth reblogged this from singeroftalesvoiceofages
singeroftalesvoiceofages reblogged this from sergle
hxlcyon liked this
mom0cat liked this 
lozofzelda liked this 
chernobility reblogged this from taz-the-adventure-zone 
jayinneon liked this trans-omori reblogged this from eponymous-rose
ravenclaw369 liked this 
threeshere liked this thepinkandr0id liked this
splankdigit liked this
geekyowlet liked this 
enjoythewolfs liked this 
grumpydoctorhello reblogged this from sergle - grumpydoctorhello liked this
frogntoadrfriends liked this
sleepyysama liked this naniare liked this
equality4puppies2 reblogged this from cquaer
gratatata-shalala reblogged this from epb-archive 
feralperson liked this 
madieorally reblogged this from epb-archive
